10 Reasons to hate the cigar merchant

So I have read pretty much every piece of lore in this game except for one which is the cigar merchant and here is why

  1. He talks to confusing, this might just be me but I have no idea what he’s saying
  2. He probably hates Rupert, what a sick man
  3. He didn’t even survive the great shift (I think I didn’t actually read the book), what a loser must not of been important
  4. He got poor old chef to become obsessed with him, poor poor chef
  5. I don’t like him, I really don’t like him
  6. He’s probably that one kid who reminded the teacher to collect the homework, makes me mad
  7. Probably spoiled every movie in the theaters for people, a true menace
  8. 100% takes up 2 parking spots, unlawful
  9. His voice is like nails on a chalk board, although I haven’t heard it this is how I imagine it
  10. Probably wears his socks when he sleeps, why would he even do that

I hope you hate him as bad As I do now, have a good day

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Hate leads to suffering. Especially if you hate Rupert.

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Is it even possible to hate one so wonderful such as Rupert?

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I don’t think anyone would be dillusional enough to think they could be as wonderful as Rupert :heart:
Most people are inspired by his greatness and go on to embark on a journey of self improvement.
But some people can’t handle their own shortcomings and they grow to hate Rupert :heart:
Sad.

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And some people use Rupert for dram and power…

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The nerve!

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I hate you.

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Thank you meshe for making this

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Only Shamans are able to do this, and we have the blessing of Rupert to do so.

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