So I have read pretty much every piece of lore in this game except for one which is the cigar merchant and here is why
- He talks to confusing, this might just be me but I have no idea what he’s saying
- He probably hates Rupert, what a sick man
- He didn’t even survive the great shift (I think I didn’t actually read the book), what a loser must not of been important
- He got poor old chef to become obsessed with him, poor poor chef
- I don’t like him, I really don’t like him
- He’s probably that one kid who reminded the teacher to collect the homework, makes me mad
- Probably spoiled every movie in the theaters for people, a true menace
- 100% takes up 2 parking spots, unlawful
- His voice is like nails on a chalk board, although I haven’t heard it this is how I imagine it
- Probably wears his socks when he sleeps, why would he even do that
I hope you hate him as bad As I do now, have a good day