Orbus is the Geometry Version of The Last Starfighter

It is time we faced facts. This is a game created by the government to identify and recruit the best individuals at geometry in the world. That is why the focus of most of the game is on Runemage mechanics and all the shapes. Once someone casts every spell 100 times without a fail there will be a knock at that person’s door from two guys in black suits talking about the chosen one and that you need to come with them. Maybe they are aliens? Who knows. But it is clear this is not a game but an elaborate test that will likely be an upcoming Black Mirror episode.

Some guy will yell about making every shot with his musket but that will just get him a piece of used bubblegum and a nickel.

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I guess I should have considered that many Orbus community members were not even alive when the epic and classic 80s cult movie The Last Starfighter was released. I feel old.

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I agree. Also when we inevitably get trapped in this game Musketeers will be happy those chose the safest option.

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:scream: (long string of bleeping sounds) you’re right!! … Has anyone seen [insert name of talented runemage] lately?! :male_detective::female_detective:

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