So there I was, hunting some frosted vulpes up near Frosted Spit. With my sword and shield at the ready, I approached a vulpe, drawing it away from the others. I threw a wound combo and went in for a shield bash. But the shield flew right through the vulpe’s head. It didn’t hit.
Annoyed, I stepped forward half a step, trying to get closer to the vulpe. Another shield bash and another whiff. Finally, I threw a third attempt at a shield bash and felt the sickening crunch of my controller as it smashed the (very real) desk in front of me.
Suddenly, I started walking forward, uncontrolled. I had smashed my joystick on my left controller, making me constantly walk forward.
I ran away from the vulpes and managed to log off… But now, this game has gone from $40 to $140.
Only 20 minutes out and I’m already having withdrawals…